Postmodernism

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very
lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What is wrong with
you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was
feeling very lonely.

Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion
and it would be a woman. The voice continued, saying; "this
person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always
agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take
care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the
first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love
and compassion whenever needed."

Adam thought that sounded great, so he asked "What would a
woman like this cost me??"

The voice answered, "an arm and a leg."

Adam thought about that for a moment. He thought that would be
a pretty high price to pay, so he then asked, "What can I get
for just a rib???"

The rest is history . . .