Been procrastinating, lazing and mood-less. So here's something funny to read (at least to me) people might want me to share.
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Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's
junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you
please name the organ of the human body, which under the
appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size,
and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't
think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my
parents will hear of this!" With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Johnson and asked the
same question.
Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye,
in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have
three things to say to you.
"One, you have not studied your lesson. "Two, you have a dirty
mind. "And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
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-alexeO-
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